Meet the daily reminder that some lessons are learned the hard way. The Fur Missile – Teaching Idiots Not to Run drinkware collection is built for the K9 handlers, dog lovers, first responders, and every American who appreciates a little truth served with their caffeine.
Choose your size. Choose your vessel. Same bold message.
Why you’ll love it:
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Unapologetic design featuring a K9 in full gear with the iconic “Teaching Idiots Not to Run” statement
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Multiple size options including 20oz travel tumbler, 10oz compact tumbler, and 15oz ceramic mug
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Durable, everyday construction
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Perfect for K9 units, law enforcement supporters, and patriotic coffee drinkers
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Makes a killer gift for handlers, trainers, military families, or anyone who loves a little bite with their brew
Fuel your day with something that honors the real ones — the four-legged heroes who never miss.