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Fur Missile | Teaching Idiots Tumblers & Ceramic Mug

$24.00
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For those who don’t apologize for loving this country.
Built for hard days.
Supports K9 units with every purchase.

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Product Details

Meet the daily reminder that some lessons are learned the hard way. The Fur Missile – Teaching Idiots Not to Run drinkware collection is built for the K9 handlers, dog lovers, first responders, and every American who appreciates a little truth served with their caffeine.

Choose your size. Choose your vessel. Same bold message.

Why you’ll love it:

  • Unapologetic design featuring a K9 in full gear with the iconic “Teaching Idiots Not to Run” statement

  • Multiple size options including 20oz travel tumbler, 10oz compact tumbler, and 15oz ceramic mug

  • Durable, everyday construction

  • Perfect for K9 units, law enforcement supporters, and patriotic coffee drinkers

  • Makes a killer gift for handlers, trainers, military families, or anyone who loves a little bite with their brew

Fuel your day with something that honors the real ones — the four-legged heroes who never miss.

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