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— Fur Missile Collection

Built for the
Ones Who Take
Dogs Seriously.

whether you work them or live with them. the bond is real and the standard doesn't drop.

100%

AMERICAN OWNED

K9'S

FUNDED BY EVERY ORDER

$20K+

DONATED TO K9 UNITS & LAW ENFORCMENT

$0

OUTSIDE INVESTORS

Designed With Intent

every piece in the fur missile collection is built around real-world k9 culture, not trends, not hype, and never performance theater. for handlers, trainers, and the people who understand what these animals actually do.

TEACHING IDIOTS

4 products
Teaching Idiots Tshirt
Teaching Idiots Tshirt
Teaching Idiots Tshirt

FUR MISSILE

Teaching Idiots Tshirt

$29.99
Select Color & Size →
Teaching Idiots Long Sleeve Tshirt
Teaching Idiots Long Sleeve Tshirt
Teaching Idiots Long Sleeve Tshirt

FUR MISSILE

Teaching Idiots Long Sleeve Tshirt

$32.99
Select Color & Size →
Teaching Idiots Hoodie
Teaching Idiots Hoodie

FUR MISSILE

Teaching Idiots Hoodie

$59.95
Select Color & Size →
Teaching Idiots Tumblers & Ceramic Mug
10oz Fur Missile tumbler with K9 artwork and “Teaching Idiots Not to Run” text.
20oz Fur Missile tumbler with K9 graphic and “Teaching Idiots Not to Run” text.
15oz ceramic Fur Missile mug with K9 design and “Teaching Idiots Not to Run” message.

FUR MISSILE

Teaching Idiots Tumblers & Ceramic Mug

$24.00
Choose Your Weapon →

TEACHING IDIOTS V1

3 products
Teaching Idiots Black short sleeve tee featuring the Teaching Idiots design — a dog-lover statement piece for everyday wear.
Teaching Idiots Warm Grey short sleeve tee featuring the Teaching Idiots design — a dog-lover statement piece for everyday wear.
Teaching Idiots Charcoal Heather short sleeve tee featuring the Teaching Idiots design — a dog-lover statement piece for everyday wear. 
NEW

FUR MISSILE

Teaching Idiots V1 Tshirt

$29.99
Select Color & Size →
Teaching Idiots Black long sleeve tee featuring the Teaching Idiots design — built for cooler walks and layering.
Teaching Idiots Charcoal Heather long sleeve tee featuring the Teaching Idiots design — built for cooler walks and layering. 
NEW

FUR MISSILE

Teaching Idiots V1 Long Sleeve Tshirt

$34.99
Select Color & Size →
Teaching Idiots Black pullover hoodie featuring the Teaching Idiots design — heavyweight fleece, roomy hood, kangaroo pocket.
Teaching Idiots Charcoal Heather pullover hoodie featuring the Teaching Idiots design — heavyweight fleece, roomy hood, kangaroo pocket. 
NEW

FUR MISSILE

Teaching Idiots V1 Hoodie

$59.95
Select Color & Size →
Teaching Idiots Tumblers & Ceramic Mug
10oz Fur Missile tumbler with K9 artwork and “Teaching Idiots Not to Run” text.
20oz Fur Missile tumbler with K9 graphic and “Teaching Idiots Not to Run” text.
15oz ceramic Fur Missile mug with K9 design and “Teaching Idiots Not to Run” message.

FUR MISSILE

Teaching Idiots Tumblers & Ceramic Mug

$24.00
Choose Your Weapon →

COMPLETE THE ORDER

High Voltage crank — Dark Roast Coffee

12oz bag • handler approved • dark & High caffeine

$16.95

★ subscribe — no tax on coffee, skip anytime

Meet Your
Dog's Energy.

Your dog woke up ready. High Voltage Crank is how you catch up. Dark roast. High caffeine. For the handler, the nurse, the one who was up before sunrise and still has a full day ahead.

Hide & Seek Champion

4 products
Hide & Seek Champion Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Tshirt

FUR MISSILE

Hide & Seek Champion Tshirt

$28.99
Select Color & Size →
Hide & Seek Champion Long Sleeve Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Long Sleeve Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Long Sleeve Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Long Sleeve Tshirt

FUR MISSILE

Hide & Seek Champion Long Sleeve Tshirt

$32.99
Select Color & Size →
Hide & Seek Champ Fleece Hoodie
Hide & Seek Champ Fleece Hoodie
Hide & Seek Champ Fleece Hoodie
Hide & Seek Champ Fleece Hoodie

FUR MISSILE

Hide & Seek Champ Fleece Hoodie

$59.95
Select Color & Size →
Hide & Seek Champion Tumblers & Ceramic Mug
10oz white stainless steel tumbler featuring the Fur Missile Hide & Seek Champion K9 design.
15oz white ceramic coffee mug with Fur Missile Hide & Seek Champion K9 illustration.
20oz white stainless steel tumbler with Fur Missile Hide & Seek Champion K9 graphic.

FUR MISSILE

Hide & Seek Champion Tumblers & Ceramic Mug

$24.00
Choose Your Weapon →

Hide & Seek Champion V1

4 products
Hide & Seek Champion Black short sleeve tee featuring the Hide & Seek Champion design — a dog-lover statement piece for everyday wear.
Hide & Seek Champion Navy short sleeve tee featuring the Hide & Seek Champion design — a dog-lover statement piece for everyday wear.
Hide & Seek Champion Charcoal Heather short sleeve tee featuring the Hide & Seek Champion design — a dog-lover statement piece for everyday wear. 
NEW

FUR MISSILE

Hide & Seek Champion V1 Tshirt

$29.99
Select Color & Size →
Hide & Seek Champion Black long sleeve tee featuring the Hide & Seek Champion design — built for cooler walks and layering.
Hide & Seek Champion Navy long sleeve tee featuring the Hide & Seek Champion design — built for cooler walks and layering.
Hide & Seek Champion Charcoal Heather long sleeve tee featuring the Hide & Seek Champion design — built for cooler walks and layering. 
NEW

FUR MISSILE

Hide & Seek Champion V1 Long Sleeve Tshirt

$34.99
Select Color & Size →
Hide & Seek Champion Black pullover hoodie featuring the Hide & Seek Champion design — heavyweight fleece, roomy hood, kangaroo pocket.
Hide & Seek Champion Navy pullover hoodie featuring the Hide & Seek Champion design — heavyweight fleece, roomy hood, kangaroo pocket.
Hide & Seek Champion Charcoal Heather pullover hoodie featuring the Hide & Seek Champion design — heavyweight fleece, roomy hood, kangaroo pocket. 
NEW

FUR MISSILE

Hide & Seek Champion V1 Hoodie

$59.95
Select Color & Size →
Hide & Seek Champion Tumblers & Ceramic Mug
10oz white stainless steel tumbler featuring the Fur Missile Hide & Seek Champion K9 design.
15oz white ceramic coffee mug with Fur Missile Hide & Seek Champion K9 illustration.
20oz white stainless steel tumbler with Fur Missile Hide & Seek Champion K9 graphic.

FUR MISSILE

Hide & Seek Champion Tumblers & Ceramic Mug

$24.00
Choose Your Weapon →

FUR MISSILE COLLECTION

49 products

headwear 

4 products
Teaching Idiots Leather Patch Hat
Teaching Idiots Leather Patch Hat

FUR MISSILE

Teaching Idiots Leather Patch Hat

$34.99
Select Your Color →
Defend the Line Leather Patch Hat

FUR MISSILE

Defend the Line Leather Patch Hat

$34.99
Thin Blue Line Hat - Heather Grey

FUR MISSILE

Thin Blue Line Hat - Heather Grey

$34.99
Red Line Leather Patch Black Hat

FUR MISSILE

Red Line Leather Patch Black Hat

$34.99

never run out

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your dog doesn't take days off. your coffee shouldn't either.

NO TAX ON COFFEE

SKIP ANYTIME

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THE FULL KIT

shirt. mug. coffee. one order. free shipping.

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WHO THIS IS FOR

Title

Fur Missile is for the ones who take dogs seriously. K9 handlers. Trainers. Sport competitors. And the people who understand what these animals actually do  the work, the bond, the standard that never drops. This collection isn't built for trends or performance theater. It's built for the people who live it. Wear the shirt. Back the mission.

THIS IS THE MISSION

$20,000+

Donated to Working K9 Teams

No Finish Line. Just Commitment.

Every purchase funds K9 training, placement, and protection for teams doing real work in real communities. Law and order isn't an idea  it's a responsibility we carry forward together.

more than a name

meet k9 java · deputy lindsay schuttler

k9 java didn't wait long.

Certified. Deployed. First capture on his second night on the job.
Sheriff Grady Judd personally commended K9 Java in his daily briefing. Deputy Lindsay Schüttler and K9 Java are on the street doing the work this community funded.
This isn't a campaign. This is what it looks like when a community shows up and it actually matters.

real k9. real handler. real results.

WHAT THEY'RE SAYING

Title

Real Buyers. Real Orders.

Built for the
Ones Who Take
Dogs Seriously.

Whether you work them or live with them the bond is real and the standard doesn't drop.

100%

AMERICAN OWNED

$20K+

DONATED TO K9 UNITS

K9'S

FUNDED BY EVERY ORDER

$0

OUTSIDE INVESTORS

Designed With Intent

Every piece in the Fur Missile Collection is built around real-world K9 culture not trends, not hype, and never performance theater. For handlers, trainers, and the people who understand what these animals actually do.

TEACHING IDIOTS

6 products
Teaching Idiots Tshirt
Teaching Idiots Tshirt
Teaching Idiots Tshirt

FUR MISSILE

Teaching Idiots Tshirt

$29.99
Select Color & Size →
Teaching Idiots Long Sleeve Tshirt
Teaching Idiots Long Sleeve Tshirt
Teaching Idiots Long Sleeve Tshirt

FUR MISSILE

Teaching Idiots Long Sleeve Tshirt

$32.99
Select Color & Size →
Teaching Idiots Hoodie
Teaching Idiots Hoodie

FUR MISSILE

Teaching Idiots Hoodie

$59.95
Select Color & Size →
Teaching Idiots Tumblers & Ceramic Mug
10oz Fur Missile tumbler with K9 artwork and “Teaching Idiots Not to Run” text.
20oz Fur Missile tumbler with K9 graphic and “Teaching Idiots Not to Run” text.
15oz ceramic Fur Missile mug with K9 design and “Teaching Idiots Not to Run” message.

FUR MISSILE

Teaching Idiots Tumblers & Ceramic Mug

$24.00
Choose Your Weapon →
Teaching Idiots Black short sleeve tee featuring the Teaching Idiots design — a dog-lover statement piece for everyday wear.
Teaching Idiots Warm Grey short sleeve tee featuring the Teaching Idiots design — a dog-lover statement piece for everyday wear.
Teaching Idiots Charcoal Heather short sleeve tee featuring the Teaching Idiots design — a dog-lover statement piece for everyday wear. 
NEW

FUR MISSILE

Teaching Idiots V1 Tshirt

$29.99
Select Color & Size →
Teaching Idiots Black long sleeve tee featuring the Teaching Idiots design — built for cooler walks and layering.
Teaching Idiots Charcoal Heather long sleeve tee featuring the Teaching Idiots design — built for cooler walks and layering. 
NEW

FUR MISSILE

Teaching Idiots V1 Long Sleeve Tshirt

$34.99
Select Color & Size →
Teaching Idiots Black pullover hoodie featuring the Teaching Idiots design — heavyweight fleece, roomy hood, kangaroo pocket.
Teaching Idiots Charcoal Heather pullover hoodie featuring the Teaching Idiots design — heavyweight fleece, roomy hood, kangaroo pocket. 
NEW

FUR MISSILE

Teaching Idiots V1 Hoodie

$59.95
Select Color & Size →
Teaching Idiots Tumblers & Ceramic Mug
10oz Fur Missile tumbler with K9 artwork and “Teaching Idiots Not to Run” text.
20oz Fur Missile tumbler with K9 graphic and “Teaching Idiots Not to Run” text.
15oz ceramic Fur Missile mug with K9 design and “Teaching Idiots Not to Run” message.

FUR MISSILE

Teaching Idiots Tumblers & Ceramic Mug

$24.00
Choose Your Weapon →

CRANK

DARK roast

COMPLETE THE ORDER

high voltage crank  - dark roast

12oz bag • sheriff selected • bright & clean

$16.95

★ choose to subscribe — no tax, skip anytime

HIDE & SEEK CHAMPION

6 products
Hide & Seek Champion Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Tshirt

FUR MISSILE

Hide & Seek Champion Tshirt

$28.99
Select Color & Size →
Hide & Seek Champion Long Sleeve Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Long Sleeve Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Long Sleeve Tshirt
Hide & Seek Champion Long Sleeve Tshirt

FUR MISSILE

Hide & Seek Champion Long Sleeve Tshirt

$32.99
Select Color & Size →
Hide & Seek Champ Fleece Hoodie
Hide & Seek Champ Fleece Hoodie
Hide & Seek Champ Fleece Hoodie
Hide & Seek Champ Fleece Hoodie

FUR MISSILE

Hide & Seek Champ Fleece Hoodie

$59.95
Select Color & Size →
Hide & Seek Champion Tumblers & Ceramic Mug
10oz white stainless steel tumbler featuring the Fur Missile Hide & Seek Champion K9 design.
15oz white ceramic coffee mug with Fur Missile Hide & Seek Champion K9 illustration.
20oz white stainless steel tumbler with Fur Missile Hide & Seek Champion K9 graphic.

FUR MISSILE

Hide & Seek Champion Tumblers & Ceramic Mug

$24.00
Choose Your Weapon → 
NEW
Hide & Seek Champion Black short sleeve tee featuring the Hide & Seek Champion design — a dog-lover statement piece for everyday wear.
Hide & Seek Champion Navy short sleeve tee featuring the Hide & Seek Champion design — a dog-lover statement piece for everyday wear.
Hide & Seek Champion Charcoal Heather short sleeve tee featuring the Hide & Seek Champion design — a dog-lover statement piece for everyday wear.

FUR MISSILE

Hide & Seek Champion V1 Tshirt

$29.99
Select Color & Size →
Hide & Seek Champion Black long sleeve tee featuring the Hide & Seek Champion design — built for cooler walks and layering.
Hide & Seek Champion Navy long sleeve tee featuring the Hide & Seek Champion design — built for cooler walks and layering.
Hide & Seek Champion Charcoal Heather long sleeve tee featuring the Hide & Seek Champion design — built for cooler walks and layering. 
NEW

FUR MISSILE

Hide & Seek Champion V1 Long Sleeve Tshirt

$34.99
Select Color & Size →
Hide & Seek Champion Black pullover hoodie featuring the Hide & Seek Champion design — heavyweight fleece, roomy hood, kangaroo pocket.
Hide & Seek Champion Navy pullover hoodie featuring the Hide & Seek Champion design — heavyweight fleece, roomy hood, kangaroo pocket.
Hide & Seek Champion Charcoal Heather pullover hoodie featuring the Hide & Seek Champion design — heavyweight fleece, roomy hood, kangaroo pocket. 
NEW

FUR MISSILE

Hide & Seek Champion V1 Hoodie

$59.95
Select Color & Size →
Hide & Seek Champion Tumblers & Ceramic Mug
10oz white stainless steel tumbler featuring the Fur Missile Hide & Seek Champion K9 design.
15oz white ceramic coffee mug with Fur Missile Hide & Seek Champion K9 illustration.
20oz white stainless steel tumbler with Fur Missile Hide & Seek Champion K9 graphic.

FUR MISSILE

Hide & Seek Champion Tumblers & Ceramic Mug

$24.00
Choose Your Weapon →

Fur Missile Collection

49 products

HEADWEAR

4 products
Teaching Idiots Leather Patch Hat
Teaching Idiots Leather Patch Hat

FUR MISSILE

Teaching Idiots Leather Patch Hat

$34.99
Select Color
Thin Blue Line Hat - Heather Grey

FUR MISSILE

Thin Blue Line Hat - Heather Grey

$34.99
Defend the Line Leather Patch Hat

FUR MISSILE

Defend the Line Leather Patch Hat

$34.99
Red Line Leather Patch Black Hat

FUR MISSILE

Red Line Leather Patch Black Hat

$34.99

never run out

Subscribe & Save on
High Voltage Crank

Your dog doesn't take days off. Your coffee shouldn't either

NO TAX ON COFFEE

SKIP ANYTIME

WHO THIS IS FOR 

Title

Fur Missile is for the ones who take dogs seriously. K9 handlers. Trainers. Sport competitors. And the people who understand what these animals actually do the work, the bond, the standard that never drops. This collection isn't built for trends or performance theater. It's built for the people who live it. Wear the shirt. Back the mission.

THIS IS THE MISSION

$20,000 +

Donated to Working K9 Teams

No Finish Line. Just Commitment.

Every purchase funds K9 training, placement, and protection for teams doing real work in real communities. Law and order isn't an idea it's a responsibility we carry forward together.

meet k9 java · deputy lindsay schuttler

MORE THAN A NAME

K9 Java Didn't Wait Long.

Certified. Deployed. First capture on his second night on the job.
Sheriff Grady Judd personally commended K9 Java in his daily briefing. Deputy Lindsay Schüttler and K9 Java are on the street doing the work this community funded.
This isn't a campaign. This is what it looks like when a community shows up and it actually matters.

Real K9. Real handler. Real results.
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THEY SIGNED UP. THEY STAYED.

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